90% of my socks are single and you don’t see them crying about it.
You’re my rock, you just sit there doing nothing.
There may be even more than 10.
Don’t confuse love with oxygen.
It’s not easy taking your ex back.
He needs a sleep after all that hard work.
I hate Mondays.
What’s a Queen without her King? well, historically better
The big good wolf.
Let’s build pillow forts and talk about weird shit.