That one password you use for everything and if anyone ever figured it out they could single-handedly ruin your entire life

Not telling me something because you “didn’t want to piss me off” is probably the best way to piss me off.

People who make me laugh until i’m physically in pain are my favorite kind of people

The awkward moment when you’ve already said “what?” Three times and still have no idea what the person said, so you just agree.