We stay up late every night. Regret it every morning. Then do it again
Not telling me something because you “didn’t want to piss me off” is probably the best way to piss me off.
90% of my socks are single and you don’t see them crying about it.
Life is complicated
My vocabulary isn’t very extensive
Returning the favor is a dish best served cold.
Please swallow your food whole. Don’t chew.
I’m awesome (I think)